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I kissed a girl
Todd and I have been teasing back and forth today between ourselves and Christine about the whole "threesome" thing, which brings up a most-amusing college tale he insists I share... I've kissed a girl. For money. Live on the radio. In front of Chong (of Cheech and Chong fame). It's something I will probably never, ever live down. And it's so darned amusing, I don't even try. It was St. Patrick's Day circa 1994, around 7 a.m. Anyone that's ever lived in Norman, Oklahoma on St. Paddy's knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. (O'Connell's opens at the crack of dawn for green beer and green eggs & ham. If you even go to class that day, your tongue is green and you're hung-over by 1 p.m.) So during the live KJ103 broadcast, they started talking about an upcoming episode of "Roseanne", then shocking, where she was going to kiss Mariel Hemingway. They decide right then and there to hold a radio contest for best female-female kiss. The grand prize? Five hundred bucks. I was young. I was impressionable. I was flat broke. And I was grabbed by my RA and somehow ended up in line. At the last minute two actual lesbians showed up - with props - and won. But our kiss was judged "most original" (yes, I'm proud) by Chong and instead of the cash we won 2 tix to see Gallagher that night (which I gave to Jana because it was her birthday). I ended up getting so much attention on campus because of it, I dyed my hair red the next day. And you wonder why my husband loves me so much? Well there you have it! He sticks with me, and maybe, just maybe, one day he'll have his harem...
Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...
*sniff* You kissed another woman? I am so CRUSHED! I am sitting here ... sobbing ... keyboard is going to be ruined ... man. I am just so sad.
Well, as long as you kiss me on the Today show, a la Will & Jack (Just Jack!) then I might get over it. What do you think Al Rorker will do?¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 01.25.02 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Oooooooh, you are bad! *lol*¤ ¤ credit: Joy | 01.25.02 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Faint?! ;-)Ironically, the last I heard...my RA Sasha lived in Houston... Maybe you could go look her up and pay me back? LOL! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.25.02 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
hmmm. here i thought i was coming to a pg13 site. this is certainly an interesting twist. i kinda like it. in fact, i LOVE it. you are a married psuedo-lesbian. who woulda known?¤ ¤ credit: lisa | 01.25.02 at 07:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
LOL -- Lisa! I wouldn't quite go that far, but I think you just made my husband's weekend! ;-)¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.25.02 at 07:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Whoosh! The episode with Rachel and her college friend comes rushing back. OK, so share the originality! What y'all do?
I'd never survive as a politician because I have NOTHING for the press to scandalize.
You go, girl!¤ ¤ credit: Meryl | 01.25.02 at 07:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
:giggle: I thought the same thing as Meryl about the Rachel-Winona Ryder Friends ep :)
:) what a great story! robyn, you wild thing!!¤ ¤ credit: susannah | 01.25.02 at 09:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
James reply "Well, it looks like Todd's going to have more luck than I am". What is it with boys and the two girls thing??¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 01.25.02 at 09:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Meryl -- no big "originality" secrets. We didn't giggle like most of the girls and I guess it just looked very real... ;-) I already had a bar tab lined up in my mind in case we won and I gave it my all as such -- tee hee! And Jo, no doubt. They live with the eternal dream that someday...¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.26.02 at 01:49 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
with props??¤ ¤ credit: hilary | 01.26.02 at 08:47 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
pictures?¤ ¤ credit: mas | 01.26.02 at 02:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Hilary - they heard what was going on by listening to the radio and showed up with a whip, and instead of standing up like everyone else did, they...uhhhhh..."used" a chair, too. You can imagine what hundreds of intoxicated young men (before 8 in the morning) thought of that! ;-) And they won hands-down.
And sorry mas...no photos of that day...but dozens of our "foot loose and panty free" college tales are documented on film here! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.26.02 at 03:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Btw, if you search through the above-linked college photos, you'll see the girl I kissed (Sasha's) wedding pic!¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.26.02 at 04:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
that's not what you told me as to why you dyed your hair red! shame shame shame. lying to your mom! you're grounded now! go clean your room. :)¤ ¤ credit: Mama | 01.28.02 at 01:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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