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Posted: 12.31.2001
Happy New Year's Eve
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party
(taken from Letterman Top 10 Lists over the years)

10. At 11:58 the host announces, "I gotta get up early. Everybody out."
9. The guy playing Baby New Year in a diaper actually wears one year-round
8. It's at Puff Daddy's place and no one gets shot!
7. The best-looking woman at the party is Katherine Harris
6. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed
5. "Party hats" look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones
4. The "champagne" is really apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer
3. You notice a "Happy 1999" tag on the package of shrimp you've been eating all night
2. At the stroke of midnight, everyone starts doing their taxes

- And The Number One Sign You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party -

1. When the ball drops, so do Grandpa's pants!



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happy new year, cutie pie! here's to a wonderful new year, full of love and happiness!

¤ ¤ credit: erika | 01.01.02 at 01:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

god i love dave. great list!!! :) happy new year to both of you!!!

¤ ¤ credit: susannah | 01.01.02 at 01:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

"8. It's at Puff Daddy's place and no one gets shot!"

Hey...I hate Puff Daddy...P. Diddy, or whatever the loser is calling himself this month...as much as you do! Love to see Dave dissing him!

¤ ¤ credit: christine | 01.01.02 at 01:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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