Q: What do they call duct tape in Stillwater, OK?
A: Chrome!
Q: How many Texas A&M freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's a sophomore course.
Q: How many OU football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Q: How do you keep a Florida State Seminole out of your yard?
A: Put up goalposts.
And last but not least..."Longhorns are the only Texans that Mexicans can make fun of!"
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