I've seen this before...but it's always good to giggle over at the start of football season...especially since #9 WAS us for our original wedding date!
You know you're from OKLAHOMA if:
1. Your team's quarterback is hurt and you are hoping it is the first
thing on the six o'clock news, and it is.
2. You use your life savings to go to the OKLAHOMA/texas game.
3. You can wear red and white overalls in public and not feel stupid.
4. There's a tornado warning and the whole town is standing outside
watching for the tornado.
5. You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.
6. You are on a first name basis with the county sheriff.
7. When little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
8. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
9. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
10. You know what the "sea of crimson & cream" is.
11. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
12. Your excuse for getting out of school is that the cows got out.
13. You know cow pies are not made of beef.
14. You want to buy manure.
15. You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays
(before the Sunday drivers come out).
16. It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination that's clear across town.
17. You have complained about interstate construction ever since you
got your driver's license.
18. You can pronounce correctly Hobart, Vici, Battiest, Miami, Chickasha,
Alex, Poteau, Oologah. Dougherty, Achille, Empire, and Talihina.
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