I'm just sitting around in a pair of Todd's underwear watching Star Trek and listening to the latest Puff Daddy album and thinking to myself.....I wonder why Puff Daddy was never on Star Trek. He could have played this villian that tries to take of the Enterprise by logging into Data's brain. Maybe I should stop watching this show and just dance around the house in a pair of my favorite lingere singing along to the greatest album ever put together: Grease! John Travolta was so hot in that movie. I wonder if he shaves his butt. So I think next week we are going to have a bunch people over to hang out in the hottub and play XXX-rated trivia. True or False: Male pigs have corkscrew shaped memebers? Find out next week.......
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