Can you feel it, baby?
Mr. Bandwidth Issues just passed this along from Pornblography -- a writer's call for sex toy stories from Anne Semans (author of "The Good Vibrations Guide to Sex"). It's paying $25-100 for stories from 500-5000 words. Go here for more details... (Links obviously not exactly work-safe.)
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And if you want a triple-X throw down
Ok, this is getting freaky. First this. Now I'm linked at Porno News Network (link obviously not work-safe). Please, please tell me now. Is there something I should know?

UPDATE: I see that adultawardsshow.com (also not work-safe) has a link to PNN on their site, but that's about as far as I plan to investigate to see if the two are related...
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Show me the money!
I was just looking through my stats, and noticed a link from adultawardsshow.com (link not work safe). Being curious, I clicked. And over in the "Adult Links" section to the right of the page, I found Tampa Tantrum. So of course, I called Todd over. The first words out of his mouth were, "Is this a site owned by Mikey or something?" But we looked it over, and it appears the site is for the Consumers Choice Awards Show which will be held on Thursday June 19, 2003 at the Hollywood Palace in Hollywood, CA.

I'm not sure how to take this. Do I thank the Porncademy? Now see, all along Quinn has accused me of running a porn biz. So I guess now there's no more denying it... All I want to know is, where's my damn money?

Yesterday, the New York Times. Today, Robyn Does Hollywood!
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Oh, Stifler's Mom!
Every once in awhile I'll blog about amusing porn-spam that I receive. Here's a new one! (I've edited the image down to PG-13 status, but be smart -- don't click at work, mmmk?)
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The more you eat, the better you feel
Well I at least have to give them bonus points for being one of the most amusing porn-spams I've ever received. (Image safe for work viewing. Text that's on the image...not so much...) Someone really should tell those girls they're holding a cucumber though...
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